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KSK Mailbag: Jason Statham is the best part of any bachelor weekend

"Oy, yer face is blockin me elba now innit" My wife is out of town for the weekend. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, this is an opportunity for me to leave dishes in the sink, drink too much...

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KSK Mailbag: Swinging is great, until it’s cheating

Getty Image Greetings from beautiful* Las Vegas! I am here, appropriately, for a fantasy football thing of sorts. There’s some kind of challenge among “experts” that will go on through the season, and...

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KSK Mailbag: A broken-off engagement is a good thing

Getty Image In today’s mailbag, we’ve got someone whose fiancée (well, he writes “fiance,” but I’m led to believe it was a woman) broke up with him. And that sucks! Heartache is bad! But in a bigger...

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KSK Mailbag: FOOOTBAAAAAALLLLLL

Getty Image Oh, hello, NFL. We’ve been waiting for you. Nice to have you back. Let’s talk about fantasy, shall we? Hey, Matt, Sex/Love: It’s been almost a year since my last email, but here we go...

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KSK Mailbag: When is it okay to give up on a team?

Getty ImageHow's that workin' out, AXE? An intriguing conundrum today: if you grew up a Rams fan, how close would you be to writing off the team entirely? TRICK QUESTION: never imagine yourself as...

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The KSK Mailbag: Are there ethics in fantasy football?

Getty/Photoshop Welcome to another edition of the KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag, where the awfulness that has been the last week-plus of NFL news is slowly seeping into fantasy football. So...

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The KSK Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag: You Don’t Get an Explanation

Getty Image Break-ups are rarely honest. The old trope “It’s not you, it’s me” is now widely accepted to mean “It’s definitely you,” but even beyond that, we’re not forthcoming in our reasons. When...

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The KSK Mailbag honors bad decisions

Getty Image - “Why did I go to law school?” We have some recurring lessons in the KSK Mailbag, and one of the most popular of them is young lovers believing they can conquer the long distances that...

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KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Happy birthday, I got you a vaporizer

“that’s just, like, your birthday gift, man” – Getty Image I’ve always been fascinated in life transitions, and the obstacles they present for people in different stages of them. When you’re single,...

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KSK SEX & FANTASY MAILBAG: DOUBLE ENDED ADVICE

Via http://holdinholden.com/ This week Ufford and Trevor Risk double teamed the mailbag but didn’t make eye contact so it’s not weird. Apologies to any inquisitors who feel pulled in two different...

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KSK Mailbag: My baby is just like every other baby

Getty Image(New parents often want to throw their baby into a field of wheat) I have a baby now. My baby is unremarkable in the way most newborns are: she eats, she poops, she cries, and she makes...

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KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Leave the Midwest

Around the time I was in college, my parents — who lived in southern Illinois at the time — kept a postcard on their fridge: “17 reasons to live in the Midwest”: pot roast every Sunday best pesticide...

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KSK Mailbag: The search for attractive people with good personalities

BREAKING NEWS: according to our first emailer today, attractive people tend to have less interesting personalities than people who’ve gone through life without relying on their looks. I know: crazy,...

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KSK Sex and Fantasy Mailbag: Oh My God This Guy Is Really Dating a Horse

Getty Image You wanna go on an adventure? Allow me to link to this extensive and thorough interview with a zoophile who’s attracted to horses. And when I say extensive, I mean EXTENSIVE. And when I...

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KSK Sex & Fantasy Mailbag, Gluttony and Guilt edition

Getty Image Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! The mailbag is a bit abridged today, but we still have time to deal with drug addiction and wedding planning before setting our lineups. Let’s get into it: Hi...

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KSK Mailbag Theory: Dating is actually supposed to be fun

Getty Image Single people of the world, listen to this old married dude: meeting new people you might have sex with is supposed to be FUN! If you’re not enjoying it, shake things up. More on this...

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KSK Mailbag: Rebuilding your life after the military destroys your marriage

Getty Image Before we get to this week’s mailbag, a couple hyperlinks for housekeeping/whoring: Watch this week’s War Room show. And this week’s Keepers. Email us if you have a question for the...

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KSK Mailbag: What to buy your loved one for Christmas

Getty ImageSuck it, Hanukkah Happy Thursday! Apologies for today’s mailbag being slightly late; I hope that its viewership isn’t hurt by the Titans-Jaguars ga- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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KSK Mailbag: Celebrating the New Year with New Problems

Getty ImageSurprise, New Year's Eve is way better in Brazil Happy New Year, dear readers and twisted Kommentariat. I hope 2015 finds you well and deep in the winnings of your fantasy football...

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KSK Mailbag: Never Blame the Refs

Getty Image This week’s mailbag kicks off with a PIPING HOT TAKE about referees. But, because I like to keep these intros nice and lean, you’ve got to wait for the first response in the mailbag before...

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