KSK Mailbag: Stop with the ‘FAN 12′ Jerseys, Seattle
Getty Image A little bit of news before we dive in to this week’s mailbag: when this NFL season ends, so will my tenure at KSK. I’ll be writing a mailbag next week, then I’ll be absent a week while...
View ArticleKSK Ballbag: Ball jokes now fully inflated
KSK Photoshop Hey. How’s it hangin’? You guys ballin’ out or what? Let’s just cancel the Super Bowl and just make ball jokes forever until we run screaming, one by one, off of the nearest cliff. So,...
View ArticlePhantom Cars, Sexy Married Co-Workers, and Dating in the Military: The Final...
Ufford I didn’t always write this here mailbag. It started out as Drew’s thing, and I gave it a spin when he started getting bogged down with other gigs — this was back in 2008, I think, or maybe ’09....
View ArticleKSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Happy birthday, I got you a vaporizer
“that’s just, like, your birthday gift, man” – Getty Image I’ve always been fascinated in life transitions, and the obstacles they present for people in different stages of them. When you’re single,...
View ArticleKSK SEX & FANTASY MAILBAG: DOUBLE ENDED ADVICE
Via http://holdinholden.com/ This week Ufford and Trevor Risk double teamed the mailbag but didn’t make eye contact so it’s not weird. Apologies to any inquisitors who feel pulled in two different...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: My baby is just like every other baby
Getty Image(New parents often want to throw their baby into a field of wheat) I have a baby now. My baby is unremarkable in the way most newborns are: she eats, she poops, she cries, and she makes...
View ArticleKSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Leave the Midwest
Around the time I was in college, my parents — who lived in southern Illinois at the time — kept a postcard on their fridge: “17 reasons to live in the Midwest”: pot roast every Sunday best pesticide...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: The search for attractive people with good personalities
BREAKING NEWS: according to our first emailer today, attractive people tend to have less interesting personalities than people who’ve gone through life without relying on their looks. I know: crazy,...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Cats, Small-town Dating, and Judgmental Parents
(via) This week we have what I believe is the mailbag’s first cat-related question, which seems impossible given that this is an online column and cats, you know, run the internet. And while I’m a...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag! Dog Vs. Potential Spouse: Who Ya Got?
(via) Hello, “friends.” Please note my sarcastiquotes, because friends would have chipped in with some more emails for the mailbag, even if those emails read, “Hey, I noticed that the historically...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: girl cliques, surprise dinner parties, and the ideal broadcast...
Basically every dinner party There are two kinds of dinner parties. The enjoyable kind is held in someone’s home, where no more than eight close friends or an otherwise amicable group of people get...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Whoa, who made the backlash to Valentine’s Day backlash?
Last week was Valentine’s Day, and I left it alone because, even though I loathe it, I’ve reached a détente with it in my married years. I get flowers for my wife, she fulfills an undisclosed half of...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Looks Like We’ll Be Going Down Together
Oh, hello. Welcome to the mailbag. My apologies for not posting sooner — one of the letters this week features someone with an attractive co-worker he can’t date, which sent me down the internet...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: So you’ve got a suicidal coke hooker ex. What now?
We’ve got a meaty mailbag today, folks. But before we get to the main event — limp dicks, True Detective, infidelity, best man speeches, and the main event promised in the headline — I’d like to point...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: For real, stop dating suicidal people, people
Getty Image This is two weeks in a row where we’re dealing with dating people who’ve attempted suicide. Listen: depressed people need love, too. Absolutely they do. All I’m saying is don’t START a...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Netflix passwords, racial slurs, and mostly true Paris facts
Getty Image Hey Internet friends! Thanks for playing so nice with Sarah last week while I was away. I was in Paris with my wife, where I dusted off my French skills after not using them for at least...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: How to Talk to Attractive Strangers
Hello friends. Apologies for the slightly-later-than-usual mailbag. My Wednesday night preparation was thrown off by the USA and Mexico playing a soccer game that started AFTER 11:00 p.m. on the East...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Helpful guidelines for couch-surfing
My wife and I have a fairly large one-bedroom apartment by New York City standards. Which is to say: we have what realtors claim is a two-bedroom apartment with a freakishly small kitchen, no...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Welcome back, anal questions!
Getty Image Early in the KSK sexbag’s existence, readers seemed to only have one interest: convincing their love interest to try anal, to the point that everyone who read it was like, “ENOUGH WITH THE...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Terrible advice for dating your co-workers (or anyone)
Hello and welcome once more to the KSK mailbag! Nice weather we’re having, isn’t it? OH GOD WE’RE CHATTING ABOUT THE WEATHER JUST GET TO THE SEX. Very well. Let’s get to your questions. As always, if...
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