KSK Mailbag: Just F–king Go For It
I meant to recommend this the other week, but neglected to do so because I was whining about dental work: The Toast’s Lessons I’ve Learned From Being a Therapist. It has some similar viewpoints to...
View ArticleDraft Day Mailbag: Eric Ebron’s proposal, TV recaps, and conspiracy theories
Getty Image"White Power!" Hello, and welcome to your Draft Day mailbag. I’m sorry to say that there was a disheartening dearth of emails this week, so I’ll put out this reminder again: ask us anything....
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Saving sex tapes and long-distance decompression sickness
(image via) The best part of this mailbag is also one of the benefits of working at a start-up with lots of young folk: a constant exposure to the lives of single people. See, we happily married...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: French Weddings Suck Just as Much as American Ones
Getty Image Bonjour! We’ll get to your questions in a bit, but first we gotta talk about France. Now, France is great. Paris is one of the greatest cities in the world. But if you’re an American who’s...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: How to avoid small talk on first dates
We got it ALL today, folks. As always, if you have a question for next week, email us here. Let’s get right into it. Hey Cap – Lady reader here. I had no fantasy team last year because my friend hosed...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Don’t Marry Artists, It Only Encourages Them
Hello! It’s your weekly dose of REAL TALK about life and sex and fantasy football. As always, if you have a question, email us. Matt, Fantasy football: Been in a league for 14 years with friends from...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: ‘Baby, I need some time to play Grand Theft Auto’
Via CVG Awwwww yeah it’s mailbag time! By which I mean: I have finished watching the World Cup for the day, and can now finally turn my attention to actual work. YOU’RE WELCOME. Covered in this...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Don’t date people who pick fights in public
Getty Image Last Saturday, in between binges of World Cup soccer, I went to the park with my dog in an effort to get some Vitamin D. So I laid down in a little patch of grass next to some shade for my...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: The truest test of love is IKEA
I moved last week. It sucked in the general way that moves tend to suck: the stress of packing your belongings away, of throwing away things you’re attached to but know you don’t need; the various...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Have the Wedding You Want, Even if It’s Terrible
“Welcome to my wedding. My best friends are sluts.” So, this is a thing, apparently: wedding photos where the bridal party pulls up their dresses to show off their butts. Some people might say “NO NO...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Holy crap, we can actually talk about fantasy football again
Getty Image Oh my God! We’re halfway through the summer, and it actually MAKES SENSE to talk about fantasy football again! I actually did my first mock draft the other day! It was great! We’ll get...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Roger Goodell is a misogynistic piece of garbage
Pardon the ol’ video up top of yours truly, but I spent most of my day being pissed at Roger Goodell and the NFL for the slap on the wrist they gave Ray Rice for punching his now-wife unconscious. If...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: It’s time to prepare for your fantasy draft!
Getty Image Hello and welcome to the LAST DAY OF JULY! The last day of July means that tomorrow is August, which means that the preseason is almost here, which means that you should start preparing for...
View ArticleKSK Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag: Please do not encourage these people
Via The Pleasure Chest"Quack quack! Put me in a vagina!" As promised in the header image, we’ll eventually get down to fisting in this week’s mailbag. But first, I’d like to direct you away from this...
View ArticleKSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks
StuScottsBooyahs Last year: 13-3, NFC West champs, Super Bowl champs, WHATEVER YOU STILL LOST TO ARIZONA AT HOME Acquisitions: Terrelle Pryor, Paul Richardson, Kevin Williams Departures: Brandon...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Jason Statham is the best part of any bachelor weekend
"Oy, yer face is blockin me elba now innit" My wife is out of town for the weekend. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, this is an opportunity for me to leave dishes in the sink, drink too much...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: Swinging is great, until it’s cheating
Getty Image Greetings from beautiful* Las Vegas! I am here, appropriately, for a fantasy football thing of sorts. There’s some kind of challenge among “experts” that will go on through the season, and...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: A broken-off engagement is a good thing
Getty Image In today’s mailbag, we’ve got someone whose fiancée (well, he writes “fiance,” but I’m led to believe it was a woman) broke up with him. And that sucks! Heartache is bad! But in a bigger...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: FOOOTBAAAAAALLLLLL
Getty Image Oh, hello, NFL. We’ve been waiting for you. Nice to have you back. Let’s talk about fantasy, shall we? Hey, Matt, Sex/Love: It’s been almost a year since my last email, but here we go...
View ArticleKSK Mailbag: When is it okay to give up on a team?
Getty ImageHow's that workin' out, AXE? An intriguing conundrum today: if you grew up a Rams fan, how close would you be to writing off the team entirely? TRICK QUESTION: never imagine yourself as...
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