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KSK Sex and Fantasy Mailbag: Oh My God This Guy Is Really Dating a Horse
Getty Image You wanna go on an adventure? Allow me to link to this extensive and thorough interview with a zoophile who’s attracted to horses. And when I say extensive, I mean EXTENSIVE. And when I...
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KSK Sex & Fantasy Mailbag, Gluttony and Guilt edition
Getty Image Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! The mailbag is a bit abridged today, but we still have time to deal with drug addiction and wedding planning before setting our lineups. Let’s get into it: Hi...
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KSK Mailbag Theory: Dating is actually supposed to be fun
Getty Image Single people of the world, listen to this old married dude: meeting new people you might have sex with is supposed to be FUN! If you’re not enjoying it, shake things up. More on this...
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KSK Mailbag: Rebuilding your life after the military destroys your marriage
Getty Image Before we get to this week’s mailbag, a couple hyperlinks for housekeeping/whoring: Watch this week’s War Room show. And this week’s Keepers. Email us if you have a question for the...
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KSK Mailbag: What to buy your loved one for Christmas
Getty ImageSuck it, Hanukkah Happy Thursday! Apologies for today’s mailbag being slightly late; I hope that its viewership isn’t hurt by the Titans-Jaguars ga- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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KSK Mailbag: Celebrating the New Year with New Problems
Getty ImageSurprise, New Year's Eve is way better in Brazil Happy New Year, dear readers and twisted Kommentariat. I hope 2015 finds you well and deep in the winnings of your fantasy football...
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KSK Mailbag: Never Blame the Refs
Getty Image This week’s mailbag kicks off with a PIPING HOT TAKE about referees. But, because I like to keep these intros nice and lean, you’ve got to wait for the first response in the mailbag before...
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KSK Mailbag: Stop with the ‘FAN 12′ Jerseys, Seattle
Getty Image A little bit of news before we dive in to this week’s mailbag: when this NFL season ends, so will my tenure at KSK. I’ll be writing a mailbag next week, then I’ll be absent a week while...
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KSK Ballbag: Ball jokes now fully inflated
KSK Photoshop Hey. How’s it hangin’? You guys ballin’ out or what? Let’s just cancel the Super Bowl and just make ball jokes forever until we run screaming, one by one, off of the nearest cliff. So,...
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Phantom Cars, Sexy Married Co-Workers, and Dating in the Military: The Final...
Ufford I didn’t always write this here mailbag. It started out as Drew’s thing, and I gave it a spin when he started getting bogged down with other gigs — this was back in 2008, I think, or maybe ’09....
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KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Happy birthday, I got you a vaporizer
“that’s just, like, your birthday gift, man” – Getty Image I’ve always been fascinated in life transitions, and the obstacles they present for people in different stages of them. When you’re single,...
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KSK SEX & FANTASY MAILBAG: DOUBLE ENDED ADVICE
Via http://holdinholden.com/ This week Ufford and Trevor Risk double teamed the mailbag but didn’t make eye contact so it’s not weird. Apologies to any inquisitors who feel pulled in two different...
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KSK Mailbag: My baby is just like every other baby
Getty Image(New parents often want to throw their baby into a field of wheat) I have a baby now. My baby is unremarkable in the way most newborns are: she eats, she poops, she cries, and she makes...
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KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Leave the Midwest
Around the time I was in college, my parents — who lived in southern Illinois at the time — kept a postcard on their fridge: “17 reasons to live in the Midwest”: pot roast every Sunday best pesticide...
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KSK Mailbag: The search for attractive people with good personalities
BREAKING NEWS: according to our first emailer today, attractive people tend to have less interesting personalities than people who’ve gone through life without relying on their looks. I know: crazy,...
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KSK Mailbag: Cats, Small-town Dating, and Judgmental Parents
(via) This week we have what I believe is the mailbag’s first cat-related question, which seems impossible given that this is an online column and cats, you know, run the internet. And while I’m a...
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KSK Mailbag! Dog Vs. Potential Spouse: Who Ya Got?
(via) Hello, “friends.” Please note my sarcastiquotes, because friends would have chipped in with some more emails for the mailbag, even if those emails read, “Hey, I noticed that the historically...
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KSK Mailbag: girl cliques, surprise dinner parties, and the ideal broadcast...
Basically every dinner party There are two kinds of dinner parties. The enjoyable kind is held in someone’s home, where no more than eight close friends or an otherwise amicable group of people get...
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KSK Mailbag: Whoa, who made the backlash to Valentine’s Day backlash?
Last week was Valentine’s Day, and I left it alone because, even though I loathe it, I’ve reached a détente with it in my married years. I get flowers for my wife, she fulfills an undisclosed half of...
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KSK Mailbag: Looks Like We’ll Be Going Down Together
Oh, hello. Welcome to the mailbag. My apologies for not posting sooner — one of the letters this week features someone with an attractive co-worker he can’t date, which sent me down the internet...
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KSK Mailbag: So you’ve got a suicidal coke hooker ex. What now?
We’ve got a meaty mailbag today, folks. But before we get to the main event — limp dicks, True Detective, infidelity, best man speeches, and the main event promised in the headline — I’d like to point...
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KSK Mailbag: For real, stop dating suicidal people, people
Getty Image This is two weeks in a row where we’re dealing with dating people who’ve attempted suicide. Listen: depressed people need love, too. Absolutely they do. All I’m saying is don’t START a...
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KSK Mailbag: Netflix passwords, racial slurs, and mostly true Paris facts
Getty Image Hey Internet friends! Thanks for playing so nice with Sarah last week while I was away. I was in Paris with my wife, where I dusted off my French skills after not using them for at least...
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KSK Mailbag: How to Talk to Attractive Strangers
Hello friends. Apologies for the slightly-later-than-usual mailbag. My Wednesday night preparation was thrown off by the USA and Mexico playing a soccer game that started AFTER 11:00 p.m. on the East...
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KSK Mailbag: Helpful guidelines for couch-surfing
My wife and I have a fairly large one-bedroom apartment by New York City standards. Which is to say: we have what realtors claim is a two-bedroom apartment with a freakishly small kitchen, no...
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KSK Mailbag: Welcome back, anal questions!
Getty Image Early in the KSK sexbag’s existence, readers seemed to only have one interest: convincing their love interest to try anal, to the point that everyone who read it was like, “ENOUGH WITH THE...
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KSK Mailbag: Terrible advice for dating your co-workers (or anyone)
Hello and welcome once more to the KSK mailbag! Nice weather we’re having, isn’t it? OH GOD WE’RE CHATTING ABOUT THE WEATHER JUST GET TO THE SEX. Very well. Let’s get to your questions. As always, if...
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KSK Mailbag: Just F–king Go For It
I meant to recommend this the other week, but neglected to do so because I was whining about dental work: The Toast’s Lessons I’ve Learned From Being a Therapist. It has some similar viewpoints to...
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Draft Day Mailbag: Eric Ebron’s proposal, TV recaps, and conspiracy theories
Getty Image"White Power!" Hello, and welcome to your Draft Day mailbag. I’m sorry to say that there was a disheartening dearth of emails this week, so I’ll put out this reminder again: ask us anything....
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KSK Mailbag: Saving sex tapes and long-distance decompression sickness
(image via) The best part of this mailbag is also one of the benefits of working at a start-up with lots of young folk: a constant exposure to the lives of single people. See, we happily married...
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KSK Mailbag: French Weddings Suck Just as Much as American Ones
Getty Image Bonjour! We’ll get to your questions in a bit, but first we gotta talk about France. Now, France is great. Paris is one of the greatest cities in the world. But if you’re an American who’s...
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KSK Mailbag: How to avoid small talk on first dates
We got it ALL today, folks. As always, if you have a question for next week, email us here. Let’s get right into it. Hey Cap – Lady reader here. I had no fantasy team last year because my friend hosed...
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KSK Mailbag: Don’t Marry Artists, It Only Encourages Them
Hello! It’s your weekly dose of REAL TALK about life and sex and fantasy football. As always, if you have a question, email us. Matt, Fantasy football: Been in a league for 14 years with friends from...
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KSK Mailbag: ‘Baby, I need some time to play Grand Theft Auto’
Via CVG Awwwww yeah it’s mailbag time! By which I mean: I have finished watching the World Cup for the day, and can now finally turn my attention to actual work. YOU’RE WELCOME. Covered in this...
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KSK Mailbag: Don’t date people who pick fights in public
Getty Image Last Saturday, in between binges of World Cup soccer, I went to the park with my dog in an effort to get some Vitamin D. So I laid down in a little patch of grass next to some shade for my...
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KSK Mailbag: The truest test of love is IKEA
I moved last week. It sucked in the general way that moves tend to suck: the stress of packing your belongings away, of throwing away things you’re attached to but know you don’t need; the various...
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KSK Mailbag: Have the Wedding You Want, Even if It’s Terrible
“Welcome to my wedding. My best friends are sluts.” So, this is a thing, apparently: wedding photos where the bridal party pulls up their dresses to show off their butts. Some people might say “NO NO...
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KSK Mailbag: Holy crap, we can actually talk about fantasy football again
Getty Image Oh my God! We’re halfway through the summer, and it actually MAKES SENSE to talk about fantasy football again! I actually did my first mock draft the other day! It was great! We’ll get...
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KSK Mailbag: Roger Goodell is a misogynistic piece of garbage
Pardon the ol’ video up top of yours truly, but I spent most of my day being pissed at Roger Goodell and the NFL for the slap on the wrist they gave Ray Rice for punching his now-wife unconscious. If...
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KSK Mailbag: It’s time to prepare for your fantasy draft!
Getty Image Hello and welcome to the LAST DAY OF JULY! The last day of July means that tomorrow is August, which means that the preseason is almost here, which means that you should start preparing for...
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KSK Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag: Please do not encourage these people
Via The Pleasure Chest"Quack quack! Put me in a vagina!" As promised in the header image, we’ll eventually get down to fisting in this week’s mailbag. But first, I’d like to direct you away from this...
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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks
StuScottsBooyahs Last year: 13-3, NFC West champs, Super Bowl champs, WHATEVER YOU STILL LOST TO ARIZONA AT HOME Acquisitions: Terrelle Pryor, Paul Richardson, Kevin Williams Departures: Brandon...
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KSK Mailbag: Jason Statham is the best part of any bachelor weekend
"Oy, yer face is blockin me elba now innit" My wife is out of town for the weekend. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, this is an opportunity for me to leave dishes in the sink, drink too much...
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KSK Mailbag: Swinging is great, until it’s cheating
Getty Image Greetings from beautiful* Las Vegas! I am here, appropriately, for a fantasy football thing of sorts. There’s some kind of challenge among “experts” that will go on through the season, and...
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KSK Mailbag: A broken-off engagement is a good thing
Getty Image In today’s mailbag, we’ve got someone whose fiancée (well, he writes “fiance,” but I’m led to believe it was a woman) broke up with him. And that sucks! Heartache is bad! But in a bigger...
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KSK Mailbag: FOOOTBAAAAAALLLLLL
Getty Image Oh, hello, NFL. We’ve been waiting for you. Nice to have you back. Let’s talk about fantasy, shall we? Hey, Matt, Sex/Love: It’s been almost a year since my last email, but here we go...
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KSK Mailbag: When is it okay to give up on a team?
Getty ImageHow's that workin' out, AXE? An intriguing conundrum today: if you grew up a Rams fan, how close would you be to writing off the team entirely? TRICK QUESTION: never imagine yourself as...
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The KSK Mailbag: Are there ethics in fantasy football?
Getty/Photoshop Welcome to another edition of the KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag, where the awfulness that has been the last week-plus of NFL news is slowly seeping into fantasy football. So...
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The KSK Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag: You Don’t Get an Explanation
Getty Image Break-ups are rarely honest. The old trope “It’s not you, it’s me” is now widely accepted to mean “It’s definitely you,” but even beyond that, we’re not forthcoming in our reasons. When...
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The KSK Mailbag honors bad decisions
Getty Image – “Why did I go to law school?” We have some recurring lessons in the KSK Mailbag, and one of the most popular of them is young lovers believing they can conquer the long distances that...
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