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Packers Fans Aren’t Sexy: the KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
lol ok Hello from Green Bay, friends. This week’s mailbag is published from the road, where I’m en route from Chicago to visit relatives in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It’s a seven-hour a drive...
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The United States, Ranked
Happy 4th of July! In honor of America’s birthday, I HAVE RANKED ALL FIFTY STATES FROM BEST TO WORST. Some choices make sense. Some are gut decisions. Most reveal my bias toward coastlines, natural...
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‘Can I Date My Friend’s Ex?’ The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
If you get this reference, I am so, so sorry. I got married a year ago this week. A few days after the wedding, I wrote about how my wife and I endured a bout of food poisoning while traveling home...
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Ease Up on the Cheating, Everybody – The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
A few weeks back I encouraged everyone to go out and have a steamy summer filled with lots of sex with strangers. Judging by this week’s letters, that message was taken to heart by people in...
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Long-Distance Relationships *Can* Work: The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
Tell me this place sells fireworks Hey, everybody! You’ll find this week’s mailbag short and disappointing. That’s because (a) we didn’t get a lot in the way of submissions, (b) I’m on vacation this...
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The Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: The One About Dating a Brazilian Porn Star
WOOO PARTY My wife is out of town this week. I’ve joked to my friends that “Single Matt” is ready to go out and hit the town, but when you’re married, the mere absence of your spouse is nothing CLOSE...
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When Fantasy Trumps Intercourse: The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
Everybody take a deep breath, I’ve got big news: WE MADE IT.It’s the preseason. There are actual meaningless football games going on. And we will watch those preseason games to figure out which rookies...
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KSK Sex & FF Mailbag: Top Fantasy Backs and Disclosing Eskimo Brotherhood
Three weeks until the start of the NFL season, folks. That thought makes me want to chug a six-pack, tear my shirt off, and run out into the street to kiss strangers hard on the mouth. Unfortunately,...
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Eight Football-Related Ways to Kill Time Until the NFL Season Starts
August used to be an endless month of dead time spent sweating and waiting for the NFL season to start. And while I still spend the month sweating and looking forward to meaningful football games, it’s...
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99 Problems: The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
Yesterday I was all, “Ooh, look at me, I’m staying busy and killing time with lots of football stuff.” Today? GUHHHH HOW IS IT STILL AUGUST? I selected some keepers for our blogger league today (Jamaal...
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KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Draft Strategy & Penile Measurement
My first of five fantasy drafts is tonight. Well, second of six, actually, but I auto-drafted the first one on Sunday because I was stuck in a car. SO! My first REAL fantasy draft is tonight, and with...
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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks
WELP.Last Year: 11-5Acquisitions: Percy Harvin, Michael Bennett, Cliff Avril, Christine Michael, Tarvaris Jackson :(Departures: Matt Flynn, Alan Branch, Jason Jones, Leroy Hill, Leon...
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Get Lost, Sex. There’s Football! The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
WOOOOOOO GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY GAME DAY !!!!!!!![*breathes*]A couple questions from...
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The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Tearing off Band-Aids
Image: ShutterstockThis week’s banner image comes via another article about sex called What Your Genitals Might Say About You. It’s funny, and you should read it once you get done sifting through this...
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Long Engagements, Awful Brides, and Nasty Mothers-in-Law: the KSK Sex &...
I’m assuming by now we’ve all seen the nightmarish Bridezilla featured on Gawker this morning, yes? If you have not done so already, read that (AFTER this column, please), then go home and hug your...
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This Week in F–k You: Twitter Lists
On Wednesday, Sports Illustrated rolled out its “Twitter 100,” a list of athletes, news outlets, and media personalities that Joe Sportsfan should follow on the popular social network. Large media...
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Is Everyone Going to College in the South Now? The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football...
Hello, friends. Many of you may remember my fundraising efforts for Fight Gone Bad in previous years. (If you’re new here, you can get a rainbow snakeskin refresher here.) Due to work commitments and...
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The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag, Featuring Real-Life Gummy Venus de Milo
I bet I can guess artist Joseph Marr‘s favorite Simpsons episodeWelcome once again to the KSK Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag! My sincere thanks to the following groups: everyone who reads this...
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Julio Jones and Heartbreak: the KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
Hello friends! This week we have sad fantasy owners who lost Julio Jones, plus a couple of lady readers. Hello, ladies! Thank you for diversifying our dick-joke football blog. As always, if you have...
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Bondage, Bi-curiosity, and Bye Weeks: The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
(via)Strap yourselves in folks — preferably with a silk scarf or something comfortable — because this mailbag is a wide-ranging cornucopia of heartbreak and hard decisions. I hope you enjoy it.Got a...
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